(Source: ofpurelove, via specialsari)
ok… really? the person who made this seriously needs to retake kindergarden. really? really?
Did you know?
When someone makes a post like this and claims it to be a fact, they’re thought of to be stupid. Also, ANIMALS DON’T HAVE ANY ACCESS TO A COMPUTER WHAT SO EVER!
I thought she was being sarcastic but then she messaged me:
Oh.
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
oh my god
“I intended for my plan to go this way”
“I am beginning to be a horse” omg
(via specialsari)
kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys:
My worst video to date.
I’M CHOKIGN ON COOKIES SEND HELP
WORST I THINK YOU MEAN BEST
You’re stuck on an island with the 32nd GIF in your folder. Your 4th GIF is your reaction.
32:
4:
32:
4:
(Source: thegifinyourfolder, via thedetectiveisin)
so i found this old snow white squeaky toy sort of item in my attic
it kinda creeps me out until i do this
(Source: the-pizza, via wooperpooper)
The Dancing Angels
A close cousin to the Weeping Angels
but so much deadlier
(Source: thesarahjanesmith, via thedetectiveisin)
YEAH!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S THE SPIRIT, NICK!
HOT DAYUM! THERE ARE NO CLUBS THAT CAN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW.
(via waffleawful)
